ferretdog:

i want mcdonalds

(via pizzaforpresident)

USDDENLY 

BETWEEN SHEETS ANDY ELYELDIDS I

AM REMINDED WHY

I 

DONT DO THIS I

FALL IMN LOEVB 

FAR TOO QUICLKLY I

NEVER WANRT HER TO GTROHET ME

“Stefon, what is a magic eight ball?”

“It’s that thing where you ask a question, then you shake a midget, and he says, “ASK AGAIN LATER.”“

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(via burghers)

lnternetjesus:

yeah ill suck ur dick but my mom wants to talk to your mom first haha

(via obamasbutt)