1. tahthetrickster:

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    i cant believe this

    (Source: ellendegeneres, via dayone-greenie)

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    open-mike-knight:

    moonkistprincess:

    "i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

    Yesss

    (via icecooly94)

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    geekishchic:

    itseasytoremember:

    capslockapocalypse:

    letmusicsetyoufreee:

    frankienathanieljonas:

    bubblelumps:

    was voldemort a virgin

    #did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

    Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

    TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

    doing the do with you know who

    he who must not be laid

    (via innig)

  5. zellah4:

    OMFG

    (Source: sizvideos, via tightvaginas)

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    unpretty-princess:

little-parenthesisineternity:

Honestly one of the most interesting and awesome things I have ever seen in my life. When a community stands together, the FULL community stands together. God Bless Ferguson.

Holy shit the solidarity

    unpretty-princess:

    little-parenthesisineternity:

    Honestly one of the most interesting and awesome things I have ever seen in my life. When a community stands together, the FULL community stands together. God Bless Ferguson.

    Holy shit the solidarity

    (via icecooly94)

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    madehimsaycomfychairs:

    thebeauty-isa-beast:

    curvellas:

    my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

    My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

    this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

    (via icecooly94)

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    Anonymous said: explain bioshock infinite

    thevigilantea:

    some really confused drunk guy starts on fucking boat with two annoying british people, and then you end up at some fucked up lighthouse thats really fucking dark even though its a lighthouse. You sonic to some flying city made by the two annoying british people. everyone wants to fuck george washington. Its really fucking weird and you get some magical power or some shit. but people dont like you because you have some weird ass letters on your hand. so then everyone is like “yo you gonna die” but then you’re like “haha nuh-uh” and you kill like everyone. then you get to this gigantic floating tower thingy and you find a girl. you need this girl for money. so you kidnap her. she doesn’t really care. but santa gets fucking infuriated because shes like his kid but shes technically not his kid. then youre like “wanna go to the paris oui oui” and shes like “hell yeah hell yeah fucking right damn right” but you like crash or some shit and you end up on a beach and all the ladies are like “I really want that dick” and you’re like “haha nuh-uh” then this girl starts dancing and youre like “we gotta go” then the british people show up and ask “bird or cage bruh?” then you choose because she wears that shit until she fuckin dies. So then you trick this girl into seriously think youre going to paris but shes like “lol wrong coordinates” and youre like “haha nuh-uh” turns out youre taking her to new york and shes like “NO MAN” so she escapes. you chase after her until you fight her mom and youre like “wHY IS MOMTHER A GHOST?” so you fight like 50,000 ghosts and find out that shes actually your kid but you sold her for booze. Like any good dad does. you also fight your friend that you were in the war with but hes batshit crazy. so then she kills someone and cuts off her hair and wears her moms clothes. shes then like “booker are u afraid of floaty man in sky?” and your like “NAHHH but you creep the fuck out of me lol back uP" you meet some girl and liz opens a tear and the girl that you met is all like "bOOKER U DED A HERO" and youre like "nO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ASSHOLE"  so they try to kill you. then you just get rlly fucking annoyed and brutually fucking murder everyone. then your kid liz shows up in like 5 different outfits and is like "is he santa???" "no hes booker" and ur like "NAH IM BOTH" and you drown. 

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