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    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    gallifrey-feels:

    More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

    It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

    (Source: saltwaterandink, via aloysius-housewife)

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    milestaylorcosplay:

spooktercrunk:

abhorticulture:

thecakebar:

Surprise! Gender Reveal Cake
A Gender reveal party is where the parents throw a party (similar to a baby shower) to find out the gender of the baby! 
No one knows the sex of the baby (just the party planner/bakers know!)
The gender is revealed when the parents cut the cake open and the inside color of the cake/desserts reveal if the baby will be a boy or a girl! (pink is usually used for girls, blue for boys of course!)

mine was full of wasps. HUGE WASPS.

"what’s the baby’s gender?" the eager party goers ask, crowded around the cake
slowly, the knife cuts through the first piece. “wasps.” the proud parent-to-be whispers, “wasps.”
one thousand wasps are released from the gender cake.

And now, the weather.

    milestaylorcosplay:

    spooktercrunk:

    abhorticulture:

    thecakebar:

    Surprise! Gender Reveal Cake

    • A Gender reveal party is where the parents throw a party (similar to a baby shower) to find out the gender of the baby! 
    • No one knows the sex of the baby (just the party planner/bakers know!)
    • The gender is revealed when the parents cut the cake open and the inside color of the cake/desserts reveal if the baby will be a boy or a girl! (pink is usually used for girls, blue for boys of course!)

    mine was full of wasps. HUGE WASPS.

    "what’s the baby’s gender?" the eager party goers ask, crowded around the cake

    slowly, the knife cuts through the first piece. “wasps.” the proud parent-to-be whispers, “wasps.”

    one thousand wasps are released from the gender cake.

    And now, the weather.

    (via jennstarkid)

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    italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th
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    tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

    tigermisu:

    There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

    (via barebackinq)

  5. (Source: iraffiruse, via barebackinq)

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    kldzbop:

    recltube:

    kldzbop:

    i dont like it when people add comments to my post so im making this post so you can add comments to it go nuts homies

    one time my dad saw gay porn on the family computers Internet history so I told him it was our neighbor (it was me) and we had a big neighborhood meeting and that’s how my neighbor came out as a homosexual

    i

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

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    versaceslut:

    gaga has no shows scheduled between august 31st and september 16th and her perfume comes out on the 1st and the 15th of september in various european countries which means she has to be there for promotion

    tony bennett is performing at the itunes festival in london on september 6th

    image

    (via mariamongiardo)

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    bluediamond-og:

horchata-princess:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

bless

Lmao yesss

    bluediamond-og:

    horchata-princess:

    mi-shellvp:

    estasfuera:

    “A little bit of Monica in my life,
    A little bit of Erica by my side,
    A little bit of Rita is all I need,
    A little bit of Tina is what I see,
    A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
    A little bit of Mary all night long,
    A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

    If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

    bless

    Lmao yesss

    (via whiskeybeard)

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    kingcheddarxvii:

    hrvst:

     <⌒/ヽ-、___
    /<_/____/
     ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

    where is he?

    (via maboukes)

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