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    teacakes:

    OH, DAMN… IT’S NOTHING! IT’S STUPID! YOU KNOW THOSE BLACK SHOES? I TOLD YOU IT WAS STUPID. I BOUGHT THIS BLACK DRESS TO GO WITH THOSE BLACK SHOES, WHICH I FORGOT TO PACK. I HAVE 6 OTHER PAIR OF SHOES, 2 OF WHICH ARE RUNNING SHOES IN CASE YOU’RE UP FOR A LITTLE GAME LATER. AND NOW I’M DOUBLY SCREWED BECAUSE I HAVE 2 BLACK DRESSES AND NO BLACK SHOES. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, “WHO CARES WHAT COLOR SHOES SHE’S WEARING?” BUT BELIEVE ME, WOMEN NOTICE.

    (Source: dumbegg, via iwishihadafather)

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    pettycr0cker:

    i miss the old nicki

    (via iwishihadafather)

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    pkmnprofessorgarrett:

    carebearpikachu:

    Hi, I’m Barbie ™ - Vine by Sarah Mangone

    is she actually barbie

    I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIP SYNCING BUT THEN

    (Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via iwishihadafather)

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    iwishihadafather:

    iwishihadafather:

    a moment of silence for all the gay boys going through their hair-bleaching “sassy gay friend” attention-whore phase

    image

    (via iwishihadafather)

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    blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife

    blastingradio:

    This is not my beautiful house
    This is not my beautiful wife

    (Source: derpycats, via iwishihadafather)

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    dominospizzadelivery:

oqvpo:

Per Color

'Honey I'm going to the super market''What for''We're all out of yellow'

    dominospizzadelivery:

    oqvpo:

    Per Color

    'Honey I'm going to the super market'
    'What for'
    'We're all out of yellow'

    (via iwishihadafather)

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    theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle
CON: You have to go to a place

    theonion:

    PRO: Get to puncture child with needle

    CON: You have to go to a place

    (via iwishihadafather)

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    Is that FredGod I hate that squeaky ass fuck, Fred

    Is that Fred
    God I hate that squeaky ass fuck, Fred

    (Source: youtubelifeforever, via iwishihadafather)

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